LOLspeek - Teh Kitteh Langwij

LOLspeak, or "the first language of teh Intertubes", is a magical language made by the LOLcats so they could ask their owners (in human speak) for cheeseburgers. Language Kitteh however said that he had never heard of such a language and that the LOLcats were "doin it rong". Learn the language or teh Intertubes below.

Lesson #1 - Basic LOLwords
Rong - Wrong

Ur - Your

Cheezburgerz - Cheeseburger/Cheeseburgers

Hamburgerz- Hamburger/Hamburgers (LOLcats like eating cheezburgerz more though and some question the reason why hamburgerz have waaaaaay less cheese than cheezburgerz.)

Doin - Doing

Teh - The

Moar - More

Hapay - Happy

Kitteh/Kiti - Kitten

Mah/I - My

Bukit/Bukkit - Bucket

Iz - Is

-in - -ing

Fiksin - Fixing

Ritin - Writing

Ar/Aer - Are

Nao - Now

Kan - Can

Plz/Pleez - Please

Hai - Hi

2 - To

Ai - I

Aboot/Abowt - About

Intertubes/Intarwebz - Internet

Cheezburgerz not done yet/Cheezburgerz nut dun yeht - Cow

Vanduhlizm - Vandalism

Xtreem/Kstreem - Extreme

Ad - Add

Langwij - Language

LOLspeek - LOLspeak

After an amount of s's in a sentence or word, one or more of the s's are replaced by a lowercase Z.

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Lesson #2 - Using LOLspeak in a sentence
"So I heard you like Mudkips?"

In LOLspeak: "omg so i herd u liek mudkipz?!?!!?!?!!?!?!?!?!?"

"Can I have a cheeseburger?"

In LOLspeak:"i can haz cheezburgerz?!?!?!!?!?!?!?!"

"I am PWNsome."

In LOLspeak: "omg i ar teh pwnage!!!!!!!!!!!!"

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Lesson #3 - Using this language in life
"Yum, yum . . . that cheeseburger is good!"

In LOLspeak: "om nom nom . . . omg i liekz taht cheezburgerz so mutch dat il eksplod iv i dunt geht mor!!!!!!!!!"

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Trivia

 * Did you do everything right? Have a cheezburger, you can haz!


 * The evil race of "goggies" use this language
 * omg ad alut ov eksklamashin poyntz und ad omg alut!!!!!!!! (Add a lot of exclamation points and add "OMG" a lot.)